Break for a Little Humor

Next time you think you're having a bad day..... 

 Think the birds will notice?

I'm guessing this isn't the Exit, darn April Foolers

I knew I shoulda turned left at Albuquerque (ala Bugs Bunny)

 Momma told me not to stick my nose in there, shoulda listened

 Now you see him

Now you don;t....pfffft