California Beach Culture

We've all heard of California referred to as the land of "fruits, nuts and flakes"

so it's no surprise to find colorful characters along Mission Bay and the lower beaches.

 Yep, that's the proud owner/creator at the rear

And they always have really interesting choices in pets

Religion with Humor

Got this from a friend in email and just had to share.....smile

Jesus Knows You're Here

A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the
dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and
continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed
at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird
"Moses"?'

'The same kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler "Jesus".'

Go Jesus....