Showing posts with label military humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label military humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Hump Day Humor, A Point

Got this in email and while it isn't really HaHa funny, it still made me smile...hope you do too.

FOUND ON A SEABEE MESSAGE BOARD:
  • Piss on a Crucifix, and they'll call you an "Artist"
  • Piss on The American Flag, and they'll call you a Freedom of Speech "Constitutionalists"
  • Piss on a Police Car, and they'll call you an Occupy Wall Street "Freedom Lovin' 99 percenter"
  • Piss on a Taliban piece of shit that just tried to kill you and your fellow Marines, and they'll call you a "Villain"
  • Sure is a ****ed-up administration we have running this great country!!!!!
  • Be sure to vote them ALL GONE in November!!!!!

God Bless Our Troops

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Hump Day Humor, Military

This was sent to me by a friend, don't know if it's true, but good story....

Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville , TX. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.
The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.

Just then a deafening roar over the Mesquite tree tops on Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact, locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's Naval Air home base location in Kingsville TX.

Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down his equipment.


The reply came back in true USMC style:


"Thank you for your letter.... 


You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of,
 and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile
 aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment's location. 

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was
 able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77, south. of Kingsville . 

The pilot suggests
 you cover your mouths when swearing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. 

Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist
 to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."

Semper
 Fi