Little Things to Remember

A friend sent these to me and I immediately thought of you.....enjoy. 
 
1.  No one can ruin your day without your permission. 
2.  Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be. 
3.  Others can stop you temporarily but only YOU can do it permanently. 
4.  Whatever you will put up with is exactly what you will have. 
5.  Success stops when you do. 
6.  When your ship comes in make sure you are willing to unload it. 
7.  You will never have it all together. 
8.  The biggest lie on the planet, "When I get what I want, I will be happy." 
9.  I've learned that  ultimately,"takers" lose and "givers" win. 
10. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 
11. We often fear the thing we want the most. 
12. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. 
13. Look for opportunities, not guarantees. 
14. Life is what's coming, not what has been. 
15. Now is the most interesting time of all. 
16. When things go wrong, don't go with them. 
17.  Sometimes the majority only means all the fools are on the same side. 
18.  A BEST FRIEND IS LIKE A FOUR LEAF CLOVER: HARD TO FIND AND LUCKY TO HAVE. 
19.  You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to. 
20.  Our eyes are in front because it's more important to look ahead than to 
       look back. 

Profound Thoughts of My Other Half

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

 There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 Was learning cursive really necessary?

 Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how  to get out of my neighborhood.

 Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

 Bad decisions make good stories.

 You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything  productive for the rest of the day.

 Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

 I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

  I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller High Life than Kay.

 I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

 As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers.

Yes, this is what I listen to on a daily basis (whether or not I listen....lol).  How can I not love this thoughtful, wonderful and sensitive man.......