Senior Laughs

Getting older doesn't mean you grow up...

Late Hump Day humor

I can so identify .... ugh

Hump Day Humor, Seniors

Hump Day Humor, Picking Lemons

A pretty good email...

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs , Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. 

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. 

She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chrysler's and voted for Obama."

Hump Day Humor, Maxine

Who doesn't love Maxine's humor....

If you aren't smiling by now, give up.....

Hump Day Humor, Senior Texting

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry. .. . Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again.....

WTP - Where's the Prunes

             

Hope these help!

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!