Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Hump Day Humor, Senior Texting

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry. .. . Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again.....

WTP - Where's the Prunes

Hope these help!

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

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