Showing posts with label Toyota. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toyota. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Hump Day Humor, Videos

Thought I'd start today with some video clips from You Tube and friends...

Big Oops for the best man...

Guess the honeymoon is over....


How a real man takes his underwear off...


Bet they changed the trajectory a bit, lucky guy...


In the words of Ron White, "Ya can't fix stupid"...





Toyota ad, good one...

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Toyota GT2000






The Toyota 2000GT is a limited-production, front-engine, rear-wheel drive, two-seat, hardtop coupé grand tourer designed by Toyota in collaboration with Yamaha. First displayed to the public at the Tokyo Motor Show in 1965, the 2000GT was manufactured under contract by Yamaha between 1967 and 1970.








For more interesting info see ChrisOnCars

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Toyota Winglet

Toyota Motor showed off a new stand-up scooter that could one day be seen zipping alongside the Segway on the personal-transporter superhighway.
The "Winglet" has a body the size of an A3 sheet of paper that houses an electric motor, two wheels, and internal sensors that constantly monitor the rider's position and make adjustments in power to ensure stability.
A parallel link mechanism lets riders go forward, backward, and turn by shifting body weight, making the Winglet potentially useful for maneuvering in tight spaces or crowded urban environments.
Riders can cruise around at a leisurely 3.7 mph--not ideal for rushing to a meeting, but nice for scooting around a shopping mall, perhaps. (The Segway, by comparison, can hit 12.5 mph.)
The Winglet comes in small, medium, and large sizes ranging in height from 18 inches to 3 feet 8 inches, with handlebars that also rise to different levels. All three models are about 18 inches wide and 10 inches long. The smallest version weighs 22 pounds, and can be folded and tossed into a (big) bag for optimal shoulder dislocation. All versions of the device take an hour to charge.
No word yet on when we might see commuters atop the contraptions. The company will start testing the vehicle this fall at a Japanese airport and a seaside resort. More testing is planned for 2009 at shopping complexes and other bustling locales.








Friday, January 7, 2011

Destiny and the Future

A re-post from Jalopnik, Thanks!

They'll learn the most from the one that's still around after our doom, of course.



They could learn why a human would spend valuable family vacation time doing a solo blast across country in the dead of winter in a $500 crapcan without heat, windows, or a spare water pump.
Lamborghini Countach. With it, they'll know that at least one of them has been living on here on this planet
 A nice pair!

They will look upon it and learn the follies that lead to our downfall: our obsession with conspicuous consumption, and that many males of our species had small penises.
"Sir, we have uncovered the mating rituals of the humans! Reportedly, when they found a mate, they would bring her to this conveyance, known as a van. When the van was a rockin', it was a sign that the mating rituals had begun, and the rest of the humans were advised to not come a knockin'
They need to see what batshit crazy off roading can be on our planet.

Saturns, which will inevitably lead them to discover our subconscious fixation on the Uranus of cars.

Lots of good answers! Of course my answer is as expected as $kaycog's will be haha. The Stratos looks alien, maybe it will make them feel at home! It shows our love of hooning on all types of Earth's surfaces and it can defy gravity!
Toyota Hilux. No vehicle better encapsulates man's love of travel and exploration and also our inexplicable love of stuff. Plus there are Hilux's everywhere on the global carrying nearly everything humanity as every created. From rocket launchers and flat screen TVs, to life saving necessities and the funniest automotive journalists to ever grace the globe.
"OK guys, i think i got it now, there was some kind of military conflict on this planet, but one of the parties had drastically inferior weapon systems."