The first one I got in an email and the rest from a great and funny site
Now where is that darn DUCK!
Just froze over....now what?
Should make for an interesting offspring...
Finally, truth in advertising
To be given such an unfortunate moniker at birth, he should have a memorial....
Bull = 2, Asses = 0
Politically correct words escape me.
So this is either a flock of cats or a new hunting coop strategy
A big OOPS
Moral = when transporting paint, secure for impact.
I'm guessing he will get the car in the settlement....
"Joey" rides the little bus...
No education needed here...
What can I say? Hope you smiled today....