I Don't Feel so Blonde Now

 Honey, I have the feeling I forget something....

 Oh no, not the Starbuck's!

 Disaster in 3, 2, 1.....

 Overkill, defined.

 

Do you hear something?

 14 shoe power

 No deoderant needed

OG Team OG!

50-50-90 defined

Now that's some good tail....

Why Dogs Bite People

Got this from a friend in email, unknown original source, but good job....

Some people will do anything to take the HOV lanes

Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4

According to its tradition, Lamborghini's new flagship bears the name of a bull -- naturally, a particularly courageous specimen from the world of the Spanish Corrida.  Aventador was a bull bred by the Don Celestino Cuardi Vides family that in October 1993 entered into battle at the Saragossa Arena, earning the "Trofeo de la Peña La Madroñera" for the outstanding courage shown during the fight.t

Above excerpt and photos taken from Los Angeles dealer, see their site for the complete post.

There is also a fabulous post with several videos of the Aventador LP700-4

at the Vatican on one of my favorites sites Stipistop, please look.

De Grisogono Meccanico dG

Yes, it is a beautiful timepiece for people with more dollars than sense....lol

Gender:	Men's
Functions:	Analog Hours and Minutes, Digital Second Time Zone and Power Reserve Indicator
Case:	Titanium
Case Back:	Display
Bracelet:	Rubber
Crown:	N/A
Dial:	PVD Skeleton
Subdial:	N/A
Hand                                      Indicators:	Luminous
Hour                                  Markers:	Luminous
Crystal:	Sapphire
Movement:	Hand Wound
Date                                 Calendar:	N/A
Case                           Width:	48mm
Case                              Length:	55.9mm
Case                                   Thickness:	15mm
Bracelet                             Width:	N/A
Clasp                         Type:	Folding
Water                               Resistant:	30 M
Manufacturer                              Warranty:	2 Years MSRP: $352,000.00 Now wouldn't you expect a better warranty for this price....good grief

Woman Humor

Got this in an email from a dear friend, have no idea of the original source....but it was a good reminder for me of my self worth.

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

COFFEE,CHOCOLATE, MEN.SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW 
HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT 
THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME.YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, 

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Panda Therapy

Mooooooooommmm

You'll have to come in and get me.

Kung Fu Panda...

One, two, three.... lift!

Does this log make my butt look fat?

You can't see me.....

Oops! Slight miscalculation.

You go. I'll just stay here and rest my head a little bit.

I don't know how this bamboo shoot got here!
It was just sitting here, I swear!  

I'll give you 2 seconds to get off me or I'm calling Mom.

Pardon me but do you have a napkin?

Darn paparazzi! A little privacy please?

Dear Abby:
I have this brown stain on my nice, white, fluffy butt...

 Shhhh, I'm reviewing

I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this tree again.
What is the matter with me?

I'm sure there's a way out somewhere.
I saw an ant go this way yesterday.

 Look closely and don't step on my contact lens

The perfect day for a panda...

absolutely nothing accomplished.

Bless me Father for I have sinned